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Carragh
01-26-2006, 07:01 PM
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With our victory over Devlin, we present (in surround sound; closed captioning where available):

http://www.fnfguild.com/forum/attachments/4/2/2/218.attach

Moardok tells the guild, "Never walk away from a fellow guildmate wearing a funny robe! Rule #115!"

Gilanie says, "I want a Shadowmane-Hide Cloak."
Devlin says, "Listen, a Shadowmane-Hide Cloak is going to take a lot of balloons and frankly, Uncle Devlin is a bit tired. How about I make you something else?"
Gilanie shouts, "I just want a Shadowmane-Hide Cloak!"
Devlin says, "Why... why are you yelling at me?"
Gilanie shouts, "Make me a Shadowmane-Hide Cloak, clown!"
Devlin says, "All right, I'm going to make you a Shadowmane-Hide Cloak. But I don't want to make you a Shadowmane-Hide Cloak."
Gilanie shouts, "Shut your mouth, funny guy, and make it!"

Delium tells Devlin Rochester, "I almost numchucked you, you don't even realize!"
Later: Delium gets rolled back and loses his new Hoop of the Dark Hunter.
Delium tells the guild, "SCAR! THE LOOTS! FUCK!"

Mishal: RK's mom just made me grab her hooters.
Anjelakus: Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.
Mishal: I wasn't crying like a little girl.
Anjelakus: Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn guild and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat? *makes sputtering motorboat noise* You motorboatin' son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the guildhall?
Mishal: What's wrong with you?
Anjelakus: What do you mean "what's wrong with me?" What's wrong with you?
Mishal: No, what's wrong with you?
Anjelakus: No, what's wrong with you? You're projecting!
Mishal: Drop it.
Anjelakus: You drop it! You stop projecting on me! Why don't you go enjoy yourself while I go ice my Consecrated Ball of Silver and spit up blood.
Mishal: Drop it! *starts walking away*
Anjelakus: Team player!

Slivern: I've got the perfect girl for you!
Shartonu: *sigh* Slivy, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.
Slivern: Okay...

Nynox tells the guild, "Erroneous! Erroneous! Erroneous on both accounts!"

Wodun tells the guild, "I'll be in my room."
Wodun tells the guild, "Painting homo things (http://www.toddcleary.com/)!"


...watch for our next major motion picture, in production, starring Roley DeFarge.