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Carragh
02-27-2006, 03:02 AM
Welcome to the
Theater of Blood

http://www.fnfguild.com/forum/attachments/4/2/2/252.attach

...where cell phones ring, babies cry, people throw candy at your head from behind, the tickets were far too expensive for the shitty movie you're watching, your popcorn's got all the butter at the bottom of the tub and it's leaked onto your pants resulting in a grease stain that will never come out, and your girlfriend is more intent on watching the movie than making out.

Wait, wait a sec. *ponders*

*whispers off to the side* ...why the hell do we wanna go there, again, Admiral?

*coughs* Er um yeah. WE MADE IT! The first guild to break into the Theater of Blood, also known as Mayong's new happy place, SERVERWIDE!

Sadly, now we have to put up with this bunch of circus clowns -

The chick who keeps telling you what's gonna happen in the movie right before it happens:
http://www.fnfguild.com/forum/attachments/4/2/2/258.attach

The scraggly old guy with a giant beard who smells of BO and sits right next to you when there are plenty of other seats open:
http://www.fnfguild.com/forum/attachments/4/2/2/259.attach

The old lady who keeps crying into a floral handkerchief that smells of cheap perfume:
http://www.fnfguild.com/forum/attachments/4/2/2/260.attach

The guy who's cell phone keeps going off:
http://www.fnfguild.com/forum/attachments/4/2/2/261.attach

The guy you don't wanna piss off as a teenager, who looks like he's going to punch your face through the screen every time you giggle outloud:
http://www.fnfguild.com/forum/attachments/4/2/2/262.attach

and the girl you just dated, who -had- to be there and say hi when you're trying to mack on some new chick:
http://www.fnfguild.com/forum/attachments/4/2/2/263.attach


WILL THE MADNESS EVER END? NO! NO IT WILL NOT!


PETA has also filed a suit against us for absolutely destroying Ghost, one of Sullon's puppy pets. Unfortunately we were too busy toasting ourselves for another SERVERWIDE FIRST over his corpse to take pictures, so just imagine a really huge shaman pet and you're good to go.

And of course, the ritual phat lewt gloating time:

Keluian's new earring -
http://www.fnfguild.com/forum/attachments/4/2/2/249.attach

Naraya's new necklace -
http://www.fnfguild.com/forum/attachments/4/2/2/250.attach

Scarar's new mask -
http://www.fnfguild.com/forum/attachments/4/2/2/253.attach

~ FIN ~