Maeryn
04-03-2008, 11:53 PM
It's been so long since our last real update, I don't even know where to start =( So I'll just dig right in to the good stuff!
SoF launched a few months back, and Fire and Fury hasn't missed a step. Commodus went down like a cheap hooker on prom night:
http://www.fnfguild.com/fp/4.3.08/1.jpg
And shortly there after, Sol Ro and Mayong checked out of rehab, shaved their heads and then disappeared into the deep sea of obscurity:
http://www.fnfguild.com/fp/4.3.08/2.jpg
http://www.fnfguild.com/fp/4.3.08/3.jpg
http://www.fnfguild.com/fp/4.3.08/4.jpg
Once The Buried Sea was behind us, we turned our attention towards the new foes laid out before us. Much hype was spread about these new mortal enemies, and to be honest, we were a little disappointed. They weren't really all that tough. After all, Senator Bynn spent most of the fight checking her voice mail for any late night calls she may have missed, and as for Senator Deepscar, well, everyone knows he's only in it because he's black.
http://www.fnfguild.com/fp/4.3.08/5.bmp
http://www.fnfguild.com/fp/4.3.08/6.jpg
Then we moved on to the Steam Factory. Aaaah, the Steam Factory. Where gnomes reign supreme and big scary metal monsters walk softly and carry a big stick. Or, whatever it was they were carrying. In any event, The Mining Behemoth, Chief Mechanic Clankwrench, and Spindlecrank all fell to our massive e-peen, because by this point we had one thing on our minds:
http://www.fnfguild.com/fp/4.3.08/7.jpg
http://www.fnfguild.com/fp/4.3.08/8.jpg
http://www.fnfguild.com/fp/4.3.08/9.jpg
http://www.fnfguild.com/fp/4.3.08/10.jpg
Mission accomplished.
Not everything was rainbows and kittens however. There were some hurdles along the way. But fortunately for us we're not a group full of quitters, no sir! We kicked, punched, and screamed like little girls all the way through Bloodmoon Keep and the Crypt of Shade too. Countless mobs and too much loot to link, so I'll just review some of the highlights.
1. Sed trained the raid. A lot.
http://www.fnfguild.com/fp/4.3.08/11.jpg
http://www.fnfguild.com/fp/4.3.08/12.jpg
http://www.fnfguild.com/fp/4.3.08/13.jpg
2. I soloed everything while you guys just stood around and watched.
http://www.fnfguild.com/fp/4.3.08/14.jpg
Ok, ok, I admit, I had a little help. We never would've come this far if it weren't for our wily leaders, our fearless tanks, our blood thristy dps'ers, and of course, Nynox and his harem of healers. Nyno is always complaining about how the tanks get all the glory and the Clerics never get enough of the credit, so here's to you, our rockin' heal team!
http://www.fnfguild.com/fp/4.3.08/15.jpg
http://www.fnfguild.com/fp/4.3.08/16.jpg
What the fuck ever!
Anyway, in addition to all the fun and excitement The Secrets of Faydwer brought, it's also Fabled Month! That's right kids, all you old schoolers get to revel in your youth, and re-live the glory days of old (yes Scarar, I mean you).
http://www.fnfguild.com/fp/4.3.08/17.jpg
http://www.fnfguild.com/fp/4.3.08/18.jpg
Now while you may be thinking that with all this pillaging and plundering we can't possibly have time to just kick back and enjoy ourselves, but you'd be wrong. Oh, so wrong. In fact, Teh Tonz here even found the time to get away for a while with his new found soulmate. Unfortunately for us, the guild only found out about his absence after receiving an email from him the day they left for the honeymoon, titled "Hai guise, I'm fucking Matt Damon, LOL!" with the picture below attached:
http://www.fnfguild.com/fp/4.3.08/19.jpg
We were a little surprised, but thinking back it's hard to see how we could have missed the signs =(
http://www.fnfguild.com/fp/4.3.08/20.jpg
So that's all for now, but don't you fret! I promise never to leave you alone that long again. I'll be back soon with more glorious tales of battle and more loot than you can handle, but in the meantime, here are some moments of hilarity to tide you over~
http://www.fnfguild.com/fp/4.3.08/quotes.gif
SoF launched a few months back, and Fire and Fury hasn't missed a step. Commodus went down like a cheap hooker on prom night:
http://www.fnfguild.com/fp/4.3.08/1.jpg
And shortly there after, Sol Ro and Mayong checked out of rehab, shaved their heads and then disappeared into the deep sea of obscurity:
http://www.fnfguild.com/fp/4.3.08/2.jpg
http://www.fnfguild.com/fp/4.3.08/3.jpg
http://www.fnfguild.com/fp/4.3.08/4.jpg
Once The Buried Sea was behind us, we turned our attention towards the new foes laid out before us. Much hype was spread about these new mortal enemies, and to be honest, we were a little disappointed. They weren't really all that tough. After all, Senator Bynn spent most of the fight checking her voice mail for any late night calls she may have missed, and as for Senator Deepscar, well, everyone knows he's only in it because he's black.
http://www.fnfguild.com/fp/4.3.08/5.bmp
http://www.fnfguild.com/fp/4.3.08/6.jpg
Then we moved on to the Steam Factory. Aaaah, the Steam Factory. Where gnomes reign supreme and big scary metal monsters walk softly and carry a big stick. Or, whatever it was they were carrying. In any event, The Mining Behemoth, Chief Mechanic Clankwrench, and Spindlecrank all fell to our massive e-peen, because by this point we had one thing on our minds:
http://www.fnfguild.com/fp/4.3.08/7.jpg
http://www.fnfguild.com/fp/4.3.08/8.jpg
http://www.fnfguild.com/fp/4.3.08/9.jpg
http://www.fnfguild.com/fp/4.3.08/10.jpg
Mission accomplished.
Not everything was rainbows and kittens however. There were some hurdles along the way. But fortunately for us we're not a group full of quitters, no sir! We kicked, punched, and screamed like little girls all the way through Bloodmoon Keep and the Crypt of Shade too. Countless mobs and too much loot to link, so I'll just review some of the highlights.
1. Sed trained the raid. A lot.
http://www.fnfguild.com/fp/4.3.08/11.jpg
http://www.fnfguild.com/fp/4.3.08/12.jpg
http://www.fnfguild.com/fp/4.3.08/13.jpg
2. I soloed everything while you guys just stood around and watched.
http://www.fnfguild.com/fp/4.3.08/14.jpg
Ok, ok, I admit, I had a little help. We never would've come this far if it weren't for our wily leaders, our fearless tanks, our blood thristy dps'ers, and of course, Nynox and his harem of healers. Nyno is always complaining about how the tanks get all the glory and the Clerics never get enough of the credit, so here's to you, our rockin' heal team!
http://www.fnfguild.com/fp/4.3.08/15.jpg
http://www.fnfguild.com/fp/4.3.08/16.jpg
What the fuck ever!
Anyway, in addition to all the fun and excitement The Secrets of Faydwer brought, it's also Fabled Month! That's right kids, all you old schoolers get to revel in your youth, and re-live the glory days of old (yes Scarar, I mean you).
http://www.fnfguild.com/fp/4.3.08/17.jpg
http://www.fnfguild.com/fp/4.3.08/18.jpg
Now while you may be thinking that with all this pillaging and plundering we can't possibly have time to just kick back and enjoy ourselves, but you'd be wrong. Oh, so wrong. In fact, Teh Tonz here even found the time to get away for a while with his new found soulmate. Unfortunately for us, the guild only found out about his absence after receiving an email from him the day they left for the honeymoon, titled "Hai guise, I'm fucking Matt Damon, LOL!" with the picture below attached:
http://www.fnfguild.com/fp/4.3.08/19.jpg
We were a little surprised, but thinking back it's hard to see how we could have missed the signs =(
http://www.fnfguild.com/fp/4.3.08/20.jpg
So that's all for now, but don't you fret! I promise never to leave you alone that long again. I'll be back soon with more glorious tales of battle and more loot than you can handle, but in the meantime, here are some moments of hilarity to tide you over~
http://www.fnfguild.com/fp/4.3.08/quotes.gif